Today is when devout catholics begin to celebrate (more about apprehending fun) Holy Week. You're gonna need a survival guide to get you through those "Diyos's" and "amens".
Here are some things you can do to avoid the regular yet punishing boredom:
1. Masturbate
2. Masturbate
3. Masturbate.
If that doesn't get you off in the right foot for the week, try these back-up tips:
1. Masurbate some more.
Its a way of thanking God for giving us these organs.
I'm dying of boredom.
Just pray that your genitals won't chafe, or better yet, pray that you won't go sterile by doing so.
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1 comment:
kill me.nawala ka kasi.ako ay isang tangang nabubuhay sa lupa.
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